I’m No Alcoholic!
《365個英語小故事》:實用簡潔的小故事，都是日常生活小故事，在學習英語的同時了解美國文化，循序漸進，輕松掌握。
Brigham, you really ought to think about stopping drinking, Lionel said. People are talking. He brought up the subject as they were walking to lunch. Brigham always had a couple of beers for lunch, with a couple of bean burritos.
Who cares? Brigham asked. It doesnt interfere with my work. Ive never killed anyone while driving. In fact, I havent even gotten a ticket for drunk driving. Not only that, but Im a better driver with a buzz than most people are when theyre sober. Why should I quit? I enjoy my beerit makes me feel good. It takes the edge off a tough day. I dont do crazy things, and I dont get mean and angry after I have a few. Most of the time, I drink at home, alone, watching TV. Im not bothering or hurting anyone. What harm is there in that?
What harm? You told me that you stood up to get another beer last week and you crashed into your front door so hard that you got a lump on your forehead. I can still see the bruise. You were trying to walk into your kitchen, but instead you staggered into your front door! Your door is 15 feet away from the refrigerator.
I just stood up too fast. It wasnt the beer. Its called low blood pressure. And next time, Ill just keep my mouth shut about what happens in my home.
Do you remember William Holden, the guy in the movie Network? He was on top of the world, but he died alone and drunk in his hotel room after he cracked his skull on the corner of a coffee table.
Yes, but Im not William Holden, and my coffee table doesnt have any cornersits oval.
《365個英語小故事》:實用簡潔的小故事，都是日常生活小故事，在學習英語的同時了解美國文化，循序漸進，輕松掌握。
Brigham, you really ought to think about stopping drinking, Lionel said. People are talking. He brought up the subject as they were walking to lunch. Brigham always had a couple of beers for lunch, with a couple of bean burritos.
Who cares? Brigham asked. It doesnt interfere with my work. Ive never killed anyone while driving. In fact, I havent even gotten a ticket for drunk driving. Not only that, but Im a better driver with a buzz than most people are when theyre sober. Why should I quit? I enjoy my beerit makes me feel good. It takes the edge off a tough day. I dont do crazy things, and I dont get mean and angry after I have a few. Most of the time, I drink at home, alone, watching TV. Im not bothering or hurting anyone. What harm is there in that?
What harm? You told me that you stood up to get another beer last week and you crashed into your front door so hard that you got a lump on your forehead. I can still see the bruise. You were trying to walk into your kitchen, but instead you staggered into your front door! Your door is 15 feet away from the refrigerator.
I just stood up too fast. It wasnt the beer. Its called low blood pressure. And next time, Ill just keep my mouth shut about what happens in my home.
Do you remember William Holden, the guy in the movie Network? He was on top of the world, but he died alone and drunk in his hotel room after he cracked his skull on the corner of a coffee table.
Yes, but Im not William Holden, and my coffee table doesnt have any cornersits oval.
